[Thanks to Kora Knight for posting this inspirational pic to Facebook!]

“So?  We’re on a budget, man.  We share everything.”

“Sorry if it looks gay to you. Asshole.  Yeah, get outta here.”

“It’s funny, though, right?”

“What?”

“Well, we’re both too fucking broke to take girls on dates.  So this is the closest we get to dating.”

“Heh.  You got a point.”

“Hey, look.  He’s watching us from the alley.  Oh shit!  Is he stroking?”

“Lemme see.  Oh man he is.”

“What ya think?”

“Of what?”

“I’m gonna go make him suck my dick.”

“Make him suck our dicks.  We share everything, right?”

“Fuckin’ a we do.  Let’s go get laid.”