“Oh, hey man.  I’m Tony, I’m a friend of your brother’s.  Yeah, how you doin’.  He said it would be okay for me to crash here for a few hours.  That’s my rig outside.  It’s got a cab, but I’m a tall dude, and I wanted to stretch out for a bit, you know?  He said you wouldn’t mind me getting in your bed.   Oh, dude, I didn’t mean it that way!  I don’t want you to think I thought…you know.  That you wanted to suck my…oh.  You do, huh?  Shit.  Well, yeah, if you want.  Hey, it’s your bed…”