100 Word Spurt! Finding a tired trucker in your bed…
“Oh, hey man. I’m Tony, I’m a friend of your brother’s. Yeah, how you doin’. He said it would be okay for me to crash here for a few hours. That’s my rig outside. It’s got a cab, but I’m a tall dude, and I wanted to stretch out for a bit, you know? He said you wouldn’t mind me getting in your bed. Oh, dude, I didn’t mean it that way! I don’t want you to think I thought…you know. That you wanted to suck my…oh. You do, huh? Shit. Well, yeah, if you want. Hey, it’s your bed…”
Why doesn’t this ever happen to me?
Me neither, buddy :-